Boy oh boy, look what S. M. Krishna did…
by rahulbhagchandani
India’s honored external affairs minister Somanahalli Mallaiah Krishna, who just doesn’t looks capable enough to run a ministry like most other ministers and MPs of the nation, shamed India’s name a few days back at the United Nations’ Security Council (UNSC). You may ask…
Did he fall asleep?
No, worst.
Did he stare continuously at a sexy hot representative from France?
Nuh uh, still worst.
Did he gulp some in booze there?
Hey that’s not something that shames a nation. All reps do that. (They need some entertainment no!)
So wtf the fuck did he do? Tell me already!
Okay. I’ll tell ya. That bullcrap minister, instead of reading the speech prepared for him by his far better, far more intelligent, far more responsible assistants, read out the speech of the Portuguese minister. Oh yeah, of Portugal.
His introductory statements itself implied he was somewhere on the wrong path but that dada kept on reading that wrong speech for next three fucking minutes.
Yes, all those three minutes.
And then, far more better, far more intelligent, far more responsible representative of India at the UN, Hardeep Kaur, interrupted and pointed out that he was reading other nation’s shit and not his own. The rep turned Krishna’s notes and Krishna babbled again.
This time, I bet, everyone must have been laughing on Krishna, and of course on India, instead of listening to the speech.
The Portuguese shit he read included the following lines…
On a more personal note, allow me to express my profound satisfaction regarding the happy coincidence of having two members of the Portuguese Speaking Countries (CPLP), Brazil and Portugal, together here today.
Krishna did tender a statement later and that again, made me laugh.
There was nothing wrong in it, there were so many papers spread in front of me so by mistake the wrong speech was taken out. Unfortunately, it happened.
Seriously, Krishna? That’s all you’ve got? “Nothing wrong in it” my foot. Clearly, the booze had to impact badly on someone out there. That day wasn’t Krishna’s best I suppose.
The ruling party is defending him and the opposition, on the other hand, is all over the place like a parasite asking what if Krishna instead of Portuguese, read out the statement of either Pakistan or perhaps China – those statements that could’ve absolutely went against the Indian ideologies?
And yes, I clearly back the opposition’s questions. What if?
Anyway, I don’t see anything happening and I don’t think anything will. Just like all other blunders, this will surface soon once the media starts receiving some checks from the congress. All you can do is cherish the video right now, get some inspiration off it and think about taking politics perhaps in the near future to clean up the mess.
If in case you wondered how did he get the Portuguese speech on his table, Ill explain. The Portuguese minister decided to speak extempore and hence all nation’s reps were handed out a copy of the Portuguese speech.
